Is the Queen a Reptilian Shapeshifter?THEORY
Out of ALL of the ridiculous conspiracy theories that people could’ve fabricated… We are being hit with this. The Queen. Elizabeth II, a shape shifter. A lizard, if I am correct? I’m scouring sources across the internet- and to be fair, most of it would either have been deleted or at least banned, for conspiracy that the Queen of our country is a lizard. May I interject and say that alongside ludicrous, forgive me if I am wrong, this might actually be physically impossible? I understand conspiracy theories. So this is why I’m going to approach this particular theory from a few standpoints.
- The Queen is a superior species from an alien planet.
Okay, so considering we are definitely not alone (it would be narssisstic to think we are), there is a definite possibility that the Queen could be an alien from another universe who is just visiting and using her superioir powers to stay in power and eat poor foreign children. (Soon after visiting the Queen, 10 or so refugee children went missing)… She could be shapeshifting and blending in just like her other family members, maybe they’ve been doing this all along? Daft. I highly doubt it, but I’m going to have to discuss it. If she was a ‘lizard’, as Vladimir Putin claimed, why would she choose a lizard out of everything she could be? I’m sure a lizard is by far one of the worst creatures she could’ve shapeshifted into. I think by this point we, collectively, can conclude that this is a bit ridiculous.
- People are reaching way too far.
This option I can get behind a bit more, because I genuinely cannot find any solid evidence for the Queen shapeshifting.
I have sourced some graphic, interesting text from Time, and honestly I thought I was better than this.
“They are among us. Blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids with only one objective in their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human race. They are our leaders, our corporate executives, our beloved Oscar-winning actors and Grammy-winning singers, and they’re responsible for the Holocaust, the Oklahoma City bombings and the 9/11 attacks … at least according to former BBC sports reporter David Icke, who became the poster human for the theory in 1998 after publishing his first book, The Biggest Secret, which contained interviews with two Brits who claimed members of the royal family are nothing more than reptiles with crowns.”
And you know what, I get it. For all we know, we are slaves to the machine, the process, the plan. But you know what, I really don’t think it’s the case. I think y’all are a little bit paranoid- why would this be happening? Honestly, where is the logic to what you’re saying here? How are they enslaving us? They haven’t exactly got us in cages…
Of course, I will be open to criticism. Just like my debate with friends over the moon landings, I will never close myself off to different perspectives. At first, I thought 100% that the moon landings were genuine, but then Dom pointed out that the flag was waving too much considering the moon doesn’t have wind. When in doubt, write a conspiracy theory!
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